Pick-up

[khigo]

hahaha yeah !
& this one's pretty cute.

Do you have a quarter? Because I promised to call my mom the moment I fall in-love

[Nugget]

Lol. I love pickup lines! Here's one:

Boy: do you know how to perform CPR?
Girl: why?
Boy: coz you took my breath away

Haha, I love that one. =))
I think cheesy pick-up lines are pretty funny, I remember a guy bringing a huge list of pick-up lines to school, and ohmehgawd, they were so hilarious.

[Nikana]

Pick-up lines are extremely cheesy! lol

I can only think of one right now.

I lost my number. Can I have yours?

[iROCKEDxhim]

Here are a few I found on a website:

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas

Lol the first one.

[elleayelyts]

they should re-do the alphabet because U & I belong together lol

[monika]

lmao!! these are so funny!!

i don't know many, but this one is really old and many have probably heard it!

guy: is your dad a thief?
girl: no! why?
guy: cuz i think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!

its cheezy but still super cute!

[karisma]

I found this one funny one haha:
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

No one would really say that LOL.

[RiceAddikt]

I think one I heard was:
"Are you garbage? Because I'd love to take you out."

but my favorites are nerdy pick-up lines, if any of you are into that:
"I wish I was helicase so I could unzip your genes."

[ambchan]

I'm not sure if this counts as being inappropriate, so if it is, I'm sorry. xP

Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Someone said this to my teacher when I was in 5th grade and I totally didn't get it, rofl.

[Camisetadarling]

The most funniest one i have heard was "Do you believe in love at first site? "RESPONSE" "Should i walk by again?" Lol